Epic C-Box Chats

[Sarah the Bullet]

I'll record the awesomeness the C-Box adds to our randomness here!

1. Soul Trade

Drake: Well anyway I'm off again for a day or two....see you all later.
Kin: >.> Drake doesn't love us anymore~
dray: *sniffles* He's just like all the dark overlords: takes our souls and our stashes of tacos and then walks out on us. ;.;
Tony: .....hey! I'm the one in the soul trading business! And I've got a nice philopino slave child soul right here! Starting price $12,000 american! Any bids?

2. Drug Overdose

dray: *gives John a vodka-flavored lollipop* XD
Marmalade Boy: *John smiles* Candy and Alcohol, what next?
Red: Nicotine-laced air freshener?
Simplish: Crack Infused Tea?
Kin: Did someone say crack?!
Sarah-Chan: nytroglycerine soda!
Sarah-Chan: With a fuse!
Tony: *Pulls out syringe.* Uhoh...Kin's likely to start up a new addiction...time to sedate her!
dray: *Kin comes out with needles sticking out every available portion of skin* "NOT ENOUGH! >8U"
Kin: I R CRACK-POSTING FIEND! NEED MOAR!
Sarah-Chan: *Puts Revive Needle in Kin* Wait a minute, crack is brainrot!

3. Take the Treasure! Quick!

Drake: Hey hey i have returned.....and i bring treasure for you all
dray: Ohhhhhh, it's a Drake, oh NO, it's a Draaaaaake! (Badger badger badger badger....)
Sarah-Chan: Treasure? Where?
Red: Mushroom, mushroom
Drake: Why all of this treasure (Pulls out piles of gold dubloons) Pillaged from Cornwall..
Drake: Take as much as you want.....(Looks around with shifty eyes) Yes take as much as you want.
Drake: Everyone one loves everyone....now take my treasure quick before the curse....i mean...the....candy comes to get me.
Simplish: Eh, I ain't falling for THAT Drake. Last time someone stole treasure from Cornwall, they set some giant, horrible, unspeakable, eldritch monster to rend his flesh from his body.
Simplish: Oh, and then devour his entrails, his brain, his eyes, all while making it last thirty years.
Drake: Right.....errr.....err......HOLY HELL QUICK TAKE THE TREASURE TAKE THE TREASURE
Drake: I DID'NT MEAN TO TAKE IT IT JUST SEEMED LIKED A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
Simplish: Just take it back, apologize, and let them pelt you with tomatoes. It worked for Bill Gates.
Drake: But....but.....the treasure is so pretty....so very pretty....also when i left Cornwall they where kind of all pitchforks and burning tar....soo hmm pitchforks or entrail loss hmmmm
Sarah-Chan: *Quickly buries her coin* If you se any cursed pirates, let me know, K?
Simplish: Drake, it's either return the d*mn gold and other precious things, or suffer pain unlike any other for thirty long, slow, and painful years of unspeakable eldritch nightmares.
Drake: Fine....i'll send it in the post....stupid eldritch nightmares....I'll get them one day

4. Draw!

Kin: *watches tumbleweed roll by*
theokor: *chases after and pounces on the tumbleweed*
Drake: (Shoots the tumbleweed....then walks down the town street...dressed in black...the cool sort of black...) So Ms Kin....we meet again ...for the last time.
Drake: (adjusts cowboy hat slighly as more wind blows) You ready to draw?
Kin: *spits* A-yup. *draws a mustache on Drake's face*
Sarah-Chan: *Does a comical pounce into a rain barrel*
Drake: Oh ho ho ho real funny real funny DANCE GIRL DANCE (fires randomly at the rainbarrel)
Drake: wait a sec that was Sarah....oh well (Fires randomly at Kin...and theokor if he is still around) HA HA HA HA
Kin: Nyahahaha! My mustache of doom tricked you into firing at the wrong person! Now you will suffer the consequences of your mistake!
Booterfly: *zooms in and boots Drake*
Drake: Argh dang nam it....(Shoots at Bootefly) I thought i killed you in an earlier episode
Drastic Narrator Man: The bullets that were fired from Drake's gun gave the tumbleweed super powers! FORMING! TUMBLEWEED MAN! With hyper advanced tumbling powers and plant control!
Stinky Diver: Action Team, ASSEMBLE!
Drake: What the....(Shoots at tumbleweed man)
?: Drake attacks with Bullets! It doesn't seem to have any effect!
Drake: Err.....Okay(Changes to rocket lancher) Its not really a western weapon but what the hey KABOOM
Booterfly: *attacks Drake with boot to the face spinning kick attack*
Captain Kirk: *Bounces a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish at the booterfly*
?: Booterfly uses Face Spinning Kick Attack. Critical Hit! It's super effective! Drake fainted!
?: Captain Kirk used Lazar! It's super effective!! Critical Hit! Booterfly fainted!
Booterfly: *returns to his pokeball to be replaced by...*
TehBootzors: *attacks Drake with steel toe of rage!*
Captain Kirk: youtube.com/watch?v=GKQ7sB35jNc
Sarah-Chan: *Rockets rainbarrel into TehBootzors*
Drake: Drake uses Max Revive....however Drake has also become confused...."So wait....who's fighting who now...this is madness i tell you...madness"
Drake: Drake shoots off more missiles "You see what happens when this board is left with a miniumun amount of members...WE DESEND INTO ANARCHY"
Red: I forgot how much AP it costs to revive someone. I never had my action points in the negative before. This might get... interesting.
?: Red uses Cunningly Placed Talk About Another Game on the Board. It's super effective! Critical Hit! All pokemon like discussion has fainted, exploded, and is dead, dead, dead.
Red: Wait... there are pokemon here. I... Must... Catch... Them All...
Drake: Wait still confused....who is who...are you red...or are you someone else...are you....Cthulhu?
Red: Come on, that's like saying Pikachu is a dingo, waiting to eat your baby.
Drake: Well of course thats the truth every cultist knows that the pikachu is the servant of the elder gods...huh...wait....you are Cthulhu!!!!! in the guise of ....Red? Confusing but okay
Drake: Ia Red Ia Red Red fatagen Red Fartughlhjh
Drake: So Red when is Rl'yeh rising?
Red: Wouldn't you like to know. You don't just go around and spoil a surprise party. But here's a hint... it's on Rl'yeh's birthday. Shhhhh.
Drake: Woot i have been blessed with knowledge....of course this said knowledge has also driven me INSANE!!!!! oh well

5. CAKE!!!

Drake: On another note entirely...where is Dray...and Mock...and well loads of other people....have you all been sucked into the acursed void that is real life....if so i salute you.
Drake: We humble surviours will honour your demise.....with cake

[Sarah the Bullet]

6. Sarah Red

Sarah-Chan: Working on moneying for college! Stop pressing!
*Game Conversation*
Drake: Oh and what kind of job are you doing Sarah?
Sarah-Chan: Headed for Digipen up in Redmond, WA. Going into animation.
Sarah-Chan: to top that off, I still cant run flash...
Drake: Animation aye? That is kewl....have you already done some things like that?
Sarah-Chan: Does Stop animation count?
Zombie Dawson: Mrh?
Drake: Err yes stop animation errr....was that where you draw a picture and then draw in a million times and flick through them to show movment? Or is that completely wrong?
Zed Dawson: I believe so, but I think you can do it with anything. Stuff like Robot Chicken, Jason and the Argonauts, and all those old Sinbad movies used stop animation, taking a pic one frame at a time.
theokor: and wallace & gromit didnt they use a form of stop animtion?
Red Shambler: Yep. That, Chicken Run... all that claymation stuff uses the stop animation techniques.
Drake: Ahhh i see...it all makes sense now...like a oil painting buring in a fire place
Drop Dead Red: ...or mimes in a blender.
Drake: Or a dinosaur discussing shakesphere with a glass of water
(Not) Back from the Red: Or an orchestra performing a 50 Cent song... oh wait, they have a commercial like that already.
Drake: He he he how many more variations of your name do you think you can do red
Kin: Well there's UnRed, Night of the Living Red... um... I can't think of any more.
Sarah-Chan: Urban Red! And yes, the tedious move-everything-bit-by-bit sort of animation like Nightmare before Cristmas was my cup of tea
Drake: Woot nightmare before christmas a true classic....also don't forget Dawn of the Red and Day of the Red....and mabye even Red man walking.
Hello, I'm Mr. Zed: You guys are stealing all my name changes

[Simplish]

Sorry for stealing your jerb there Sarah. Anywho.

REVIVES'D!

7. From Drugs, To Zombies, To Loves, To Hugs, To Running.
22 May 08, 18:29
Simplish: Zombie apocalypses not so good for people when the only painkiller available is probably homemade. *cough* Meth *cough*
23 May 08, 15:18
Sarah-Chan: Drugs in Malton? Le gasp! Who would have thought?
23 May 08, 16:41
Simplish: Drugs will always be everywhere. Scratch that. Drugs will be especially plentiful in an apocalyptic situation for stress-relief purposes.
23 May 08, 19:48
JKat: Until the materials to make them run out, and then you have a ton of VERY unhappy junkies.
23 May 08, 21:05
Simplish: Trust me, give people a few hours and the drug supply will restart. If there is a drug demand, there will be a way to supply it.
23 May 08, 21:25
dray: I wonder if junkies who die for whatever reason would still feel addiction/withdrawal as zombies?
24 May 08, 00:41
Sarah-Chan: Gives a whole new meaning of the word, 'brainrot'
24 May 08, 10:03
Junkie Zombie: SO COLD BRAAAAAAAAINS! LIKE WOUNDS CRAWLING IN MY BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!
24 May 08, 10:15
Simplish: I just love how the conversation went from how our characters would react to situations in the real world and went to drugs, drug use, and drug addicted zombies. Dammit, I LOVE this place.
Werdnari: Oh god, I just pictured the guy from Linkin Park as a zombie. "CRAWL~~~~ING IN MY SKI~~~~~~N" and then someone blasting him with a shotgun, causing Final Fantasy victory music to play. <<;;
24 May 08, 11:32
Simplish: "You earned twenty gil! Fourty EXP! Magical Freakin' Fire Ring!"
24 May 08, 16:50
dray: You people are my favorite.
24 May 08, 17:01
Simplish: I love you guys. HUGS!
24 May 08, 17:36
Werdnari: Oh gods he's hugging! Run for your lives!