My ideas for a game all my own...

[Simplish]

Unfortunatley, I still have to find someone who is insane enough or stupid enough to actually go along with this idea of mine. Bad thing is I could do this myself if I had flash. Since I don't, I have to try and find someone who does so they can help me out with this.

Set 1 of Storyline Characters:
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Set 2 of Storyline Characters:
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Set 3 of Storyline Characters:
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In order, from left to right and top to bottom, they are

First Set:
The Elf King and his Talking Soul Craving Crown, Young Lad The Messenger Boy, Ninja Man The Pirate Freind, Pirate Dude The Ninja Freind, The Character the Player has Some Vague form of Control over, Some Old Man, Randomosity The Living Paradox, Your Shadow The a*shole

Second Set:

Hypno The Ninja A One Shot Appearance, Simplish A One Shot Appearance, Renaissance The Smarmy Zombie, Larpa The Psycho Jester, Linnea The Crazy Cross Dresser, Lily The Good Witch

Third Set:

George The Scottish Cyclops, Goodwin The Neutral Witch, Hagbag The Evil Witch, Bwah The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, and Censor McAntiFun The Bad guy Robot that was once good.

[dray]

XDDD Those are hilarious! I love 'hagbag the evil witch'!

[werdnari]

What in the name of CrackerJack?

[Kat]

I'm rather taken with George The Scottish Cyclops, myself.

[Simplish]

Believe it or not, these are actually meant to be funny and parodic. My favorite of them all has got to be Larpa. So much detail, so little time spent. You can actually almost hear him say "I can juggle sure. But are you really sure you want to be disembowled just yet?"

[werdnari]

I think Jick might martini you in the solar plexus for the NPRZ XD

[Simplish]

Undoubtedly. But, it's an idea that's been swimming around the Intarwebz for years. No one man can monopolize anything on the Internet. I'll admit, Jick used the idea in a game first. But I had to make a character and fast and that was the funniest f*cking thing I could think of.

[werdnari]

You should have a Stay Plump Marshmallow Man!

[Simplish]

Maybe for the sequel, if this game ever gets created.

[werdnari]

:3

So do you have a plot in the works?

[Simplish]

Indeed I do. I'll start serious work on it when I can. Basic plotline so far is this though:

One day, the Elf King was stressed out. Taxes were on the rise because of last month's goblin raid. The pixies were demanding equal rights to elves. And to top things off, it was about time to take out that stupid crown of his to go and absorb more souls. IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP! Constantly screaming SOULS at the top of it's near infinite size lungs that were in another dimension at SIX FRIGGIN AM IN THE MORNING! If it didn't help protect the land from all the bad things out there, The Elfin Kings past woulda blown that hell crown of oblivion back to the twelfth ring of hell.
"Sorry I'm late yer majesty!" Young Lad the Messenger Boy said as he greeted the Elf King. "I gots a parcel for ya!" Young Lad continued, handing a scroll over to the Elf King.

It read as follows:

"Dear Elf King,

Uh, yeah we need some help over here. Our most recent Safety Robot has completley lost his mind, and is now censoring all things fun.

Sincerely signed, Old Man.

PS: You still owe me three gold for the helmet I gave you last year at the Annual Pudding Festival Of Gifts"

The Elf King sighed. It was time for another que *Screen fizzles*
A giant robot bursted through all of reality.
Censor McAnti-Fun: HALT PUNY HUMANS AND ELVES. MY SCANNERS SHOW THIS SCENE IS TOO FUN, FUNNY, AND AWESOME. NOW CENSORING FROM GAME AND REALITY! *Screen whites out*
The Elf King finally came to.
Elf King: Ah great. I lost all my powers.
Crown: S...So...Souls?
Elf King: It appears you lost most of yours as well.
Young Lad: Ah crud! I lost my dagger. This stinks!
Elf King: Looks like everyone got censornated! Now no one can stop Censor McAnti-Fun!
CeNsor McAnti-Fun: THAT IS RIGHT PUNY ELF. ALL THINGS ARE CENSORED. I SHALL CONTINUE TO MAKE THE WORLD UNFUN, SAFE, AND NON DAMAGING TO PEOPLE'S MINDS. *Dissapears to go censor some more*
Old Man: OH NO! Censor McAnti-Fun was here!
Elf King: Indeed he was.
Crown: So...So...uls...
Old Man: We have no choice! We must summon someone who hasn't been censored!
Elf King: But who? He's censored the whole dimension!
Old Man: Then we'll just have to get someone from another dimension, won't we?

That's all I got for now. OMFG UPADATED