Since I'm unsure where to put it...

[Simplish]

Once again, here are the archived adventures of Hypno The Ninja and Sam S. Plish (to a lesser extent, Rick and Reginald as well)

Archived:March 10, 07
Hypno: *drinking coffee*
Simplish: *about to steal Hypno's coffee*
Rick: *about to swing in like Tarzan and steal the coffee*
Reginald: *about to magic away Hypno's coffee*
Hypno: Any of you do anything to my coffee, and I will kill you horribly. Then revive you and kill you again.
Simplish: Uh...IT WAS REGINALD'S FAULT! *runs away as fast as he possibly can*
Reginald: You bastard!

Archived: March 15, 07
Reginald: SIMPLISH!
Simplish: What?!
Reginald: Have you seen Rick anywhere? The a-hole messed up another one of my capes.
Simplish: Haven't seen him anywhere Reggie.
Reginald: Lemme know if you see him.
Simplish: He's gone Rick.
Rick: *digging out of the floor* You shure? Cuz I ain't gonna tell him what I did to dat cape o' his. I PITY DA FOOL, WHO DON'T PITY ME RIGHT NOW!

[dray]

((Putting it here's just fine. :3 Perfect, actually.))

[Simplish]

Hypno: Hey Reginald!
Reginald: Yeah?
Hypno: Where the frig did you put the big giant button that's only good for recording stuff?
Reginald: I left it right next to the big giant button that's only good for destroying an entire society that's recently come up with the cure for all diseases and universal peace. The recording button is a jolly red candy cane color, the death button is green. Remember that?
Hypno: Got it.

A few hours later:
Hypno:*sipping soda*
Reginald: You didn't press the green button did you?
Hypno: Neeeeope. Strangely enough, I seem to have good luck with buttons. Now I'm gonna go press that blue button in the red room some more.
Rick: Did he say blue button...
Simplish: Red room?
Rick: I think he did.
All three: OH sh*t!
Meanwhile, halfway across town:
Reporter Mark: This is Mark, in downtown Death And Hazard Burg, where a giant portal of demons is spawning hellion creations second after second. Back to you Tom.
Demon: G;lahdfg;alsdadgk! (Translation: HI MOM!)

[Simplish]

FINALLY! An update for you all!

Hypno: Guh.
Simplish: What's wrong dude?
Hypno: This f*cking dial-up is KILLING me!
Simplish: You know that the moment we get a better Internet speed, the d*mn comp will explode along with all other computers we get. It's that whole "The Universe hates it when two idiots have access to the Internet" rule.
Hypno: Yeah, yeah, I know. But STILL! Couldn't the universe bend the rules a little bit for us?
Personification Of The Known Universe: f*ck you n00b. I really have a shitload on my shoulders and don't need another person bitching and whining to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! *kicks Hypno really hard in the shin*
Simplish: Does that hurt?
Hypno: Like a freakin' crossbow bolt to the leg.

[Simplish]

Another Update:

Simplish: *calmly reading; a bratwurst with a string attached to it lands three feet away from him* What the hell is a bratwurst doing on the d*mn floor? And who threw it?
Hypno: I think that would be the Dark Comet Gang.
Simplish: Our d*mn rivals? AGAIN? This is their dumbest plan yet!

MEAN WHILE, AT A NEARBY GROCERY STORE!

Cashier: Sirs, the items are over the limit.
Reginald: But the limit is thirty! We only have twenty!
Cashier: Do you want me to call the manager to back me up?
Rick: Get the manager or I'll crush your skull.
Cashier: Mr.Sneedly Von Nine-year-old-brat, get over here please.
Von Brat: Your hair is too long! Why are these dumby-dumbs still here?
Reginald: Oh you've GOT to be kidding me...

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE INSANITY!

[Simplish]

Rise Of The Hamster Lord part 1
Dance Of The Doom Hammering

A day like any other for the residents of the house shared by Hypno The Ninja and Simplish, which was so graciously given to them by their landlord, Guy Mcgee, is not exactly normal. It usually involves zombies, pancakes, or zombie pancakes in one crazy adventure. But that's a story for another day.
It was a normal day by regular people's definitions in the household. Simplish was slapping at his alarm clock with all the accuracy of a hyperactive monkey wielding a shotgun one thousand yards from it's intended target. Hypno was brewing himself some coffee so that he could get the last of that damnedable Sandman's magic out of his brain. Rick was sleeping in his room full of military stuff, with a switch that flipped both Rick's personallity and Rick's room to that of a much more... Subdued, kind of person. And Reginald was kicked back on the sofa watching the news reports about things going on in the world. All in all, not that unaverage from a regular person's day in a regular family. That is, till IT arrived. It started with a knock on the door, an angry and sleepy Simplish answering the door and immediatley going "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!". Of course, this attracts the attention of the other residents. Upon seeing the little thing in the basket, they too fell to it's cuteness. For lo and behold, in the basket lay a hamster. A cute one at that. A very non threatening, cute, little fluffball of a hamster. And so it began. And so, it did truly, begin.
Simplish: Come on guys, let's get this little fluffy thing into a cage before this weather kills him.
Hypno: Your telling me. Freakin' raining soda. Betcha' the neighbors think it's my fault as well.
Rick: Undoubtedly.
Reginald: Postively.
Simplish: Guys! Cage for the hamster?
Rick: Right, I still got one in my room from the time when I was ten.
Hypno: You kept that cage for thirteen years?!
Rick: Don't judge me.
Reginald: Awwwwwwwww, it's so cute... So, when it kicks the bucket, can I use it for my sleazy spells and what not?
Simplish: f*ck no! You remember last time, and I haven't forgotten last time either.
Hamster: ((Yes you fools. Take me into your abode, and treat me as though I were absolutley precious. When I have leached enough power from this place, I shall raise my Undead Hamster army, and RULE THE WORLD! Till then, I'll just act cute and eat some used toilet rolls.)) *Cute hamster noises*

[Simplish]

Rise Of The Hamster Lord Pt 2
The Army is RISEN!

A week after Hypno, Simplish, Rick, and Reginald took the cute adorable hamster into their home, things started to... happen. For example, one of Simplish's crossbows went missing. Reginald lost a few spell ingredients. Hypno lost a few ninja stars. And Rick lost a few scale model fully working army machines. No one suspected the hamster. No one expected what was going on in that Hamster's sick twisted head.

Simplish: And it pretty much f*cking vanished! I mean, seriously, one minute I'm cleaning the d*mn thing, someone rings the doorbell and runs, then I come back, the crossbow is gone!
Hypno: Same with my ninja stars.
Rick: And my army models.
Reginald: HEY! I appear to be missing the key spell ingredients needed to raise an undead army.
Simplish: I thought I got rid of that stuff!
Reginald: My suppliers are many Simplish. Just as the shadows are.

Meanwhile, in a nearby hamster graveyard:

Hamster: YES! YES! RISE MY ARMY! RISE UP AND FIGHT FOR YOUR MASTER! MBWAHAHAAHAHAHAA!
Simplish: *Running onto the scene* YOU! I should have suspected it was you all along!
Hypno: We all should have. My question is, what is he going to do with a freakin' crossbow a great deal larger than himself, a few ninja stars, and Rick's army models?
Hamster: Okay, to answer that quickly, catapault, melt them down for ammo, and INVASION OF ALL LIFE ON EARTH!
A hand suddenly burst forth from the grave of one P. Willington Hamster. A hamster hand. Soon, hamsters were rising from their graves. It looks like another crazy adventure for Hypno The Ninja and Simplish!
Hypno and Simplish: f*ck!